Fanatical Felony
I suppose I'm cut of a different cloth, but surely I can't be the only one who is utterly baffled by things like this:
After a lifetime of trying, I still can't figure out what is so fascinating about attending a sports event in person. I find the entire experience to be a frustrating inconvenience. If I have a desire to watch a game, I can get a front row seat--complete with a pause button and a refrigerator--at my house. And I can keep my $10,000 (!) for something more useful.
As for what drives people to pay that much for tickets in the first place, I can only assume an extraordinary over-abudance of testosterone is responsible. It's not the rational, functioning part of the human brain that can justify such a pointless waste of money.
A man whose prized University of Notre Dame season football tickets failed to arrive found out from police where they ended up — at the delivery man's house.
Police finally delivered the tickets, valued at $10,000, to the man.
After a lifetime of trying, I still can't figure out what is so fascinating about attending a sports event in person. I find the entire experience to be a frustrating inconvenience. If I have a desire to watch a game, I can get a front row seat--complete with a pause button and a refrigerator--at my house. And I can keep my $10,000 (!) for something more useful.
As for what drives people to pay that much for tickets in the first place, I can only assume an extraordinary over-abudance of testosterone is responsible. It's not the rational, functioning part of the human brain that can justify such a pointless waste of money.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:38
1 Comments:
You may never know the joy.
But as seating is very limited and tickets are hard to get, I greatly encourage that mind set and hope your word spreads to as many people as possible.
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