Apathy Curve: Wrist O-limp-ics

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Wrist O-limp-ics

Chemistry quiz time:

Question: What precipitate results from a solution of homosexuals and fundamentalist Christians?

Answer: A Phillies game.

[Repent America's] Michael Marcavage and another man held a sign that read, "Homosexuality Is a Sin, Christ Can Save You" at the top of Section 303 in right field.

"On a night when we didn't have the gay community, we wouldn't necessarily permit a sign like that," Mike Stiles, the Philles' vice-president of operations and administration, said. "A sign expressing an objection to the war would not be permitted because it has nothing to do with baseball."

Ah, yes: Because a spat between homosexuals and Christian fundamentalists has obvious relevance to baseball...

If you'll excuse me, my head has an appointment with the nearest wall.

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