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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Jailbird

So a guy named Suni and some bird with a bird on her shoulder walk into a hardware store...

Police hope that someone will squawk about suspects in a hardware store robbery. A woman with a parakeet on her shoulder and a man walked into Sellers Trustworthy Hardware and walked out with nearly $400, police said.

"It was a pretty good-sized bird, and it did a lot of squawking," [the store's owner] said.


Turns out, the parakeet was actually a parrot named Peetie.

Peetie want a crack whore?

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:37

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