Potty Mouth!
Maybe I can hire this bird to sit in my office:
A politician, a priest, and policemen. Pretty purposeful parrot profanation.
A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers.
"He's told a lady mayoress to fuck off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can fuck off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.
"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can fuck off you two wankers'."
A politician, a priest, and policemen. Pretty purposeful parrot profanation.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:30
2 Comments:
"But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."
Sounds like its to the right people if you ask me! Maybe this reporter isn't familiar with the current state of the British judicial system...
BTW - awesome alliteration!
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