Bottleheads

Some crack dealers decided to bombard police officers with beer bottles--from the balcony of their crack lab:

At about 11:15 p.m. Sunday, officers were responding to a call...when a rookie officer walking near the highrise was hit in the back of the head by a beer bottle thrown from a balcony.

When they went to arrest the occupants, officers...stumbled upon a collection of weapons, including a Cobra Mac-10 automatic submachine gun and a double-barrelled shotgun, body armour, ammunition, more than 100 grams of cocaine and about $6,000 in Canadian and American cash.

They also found other "tools of the trade," including...a library book entitled 'Cocaine and Crack'.

They checked it out at the library. That's quality.

What else does that library shelve? Perhaps well-worn copies of "How to Successfully Molest 10-year Old Children," and "Pimping for Idiots"?