Apathy Curve: Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

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Friday, June 10, 2005

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

Oh noes! Mom's been turned into a can of Pringles!

When relatives of Vivian Shulman Lieberman went to visit her final resting place in a Houston mausoleum one year ago today, they discovered that the cedar chest containing her ashes was missing.

In its place...was a can of sour-cream-and-onion potato chips.

Mmmm... Sour cream and onion.

"We have been devastated," Marcelle Lieberman said this week. "We hope we will be able to find her remains before we die, to give us closure of some sort."

Oh, give over! It was a box full of charred carbon. I understand you want to get it back if possible, but "give us closure of some sort"? She's dead! How much more closure do you want?!

Sheesh.

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