Contributing Contributors

One or two of my regular readers (perhaps even all three of you) may have noticed that there are additional names in the "Patients" column to the left; namely, Banduar and Churt. These are the two individuals who have met the brutal, crushing requirements and exceedingly high standards necessary to be allowed to post on this blog, (i.e.- they have a pulse.)

They will actually be known to many of you, but I'll leave it to you to discover their secret bat-identities, as I've sworn an oath of silence in the Name of the Holy Kolache of Breakfasting. Likewise, they have been instructed to uphold the literary high-water mark set by this blog. (Lower... No, down there, by the frog on the rock... No, not that low; that's the New York Times!)

These two individuals (they are not my split personalities; I save those for special occasions) have already been posting, and will continue doing so. Check the name at the bottom of the post before you fire off a hot letter to me, in which you describe in excrutiating detail the level of offense you've taken at my slighting of some pet foible, because I may not have been the slighter in question. I do, however, avail myself of every opportunity to become even more the iconoclast, so I'll be delighted to join the dogpile anyway.

So, let's have a rousing grumble of welcome for Banduar and Churt!

Carry on.