Curses! Foiled Again.
An entire Russian lake has disappeared. Overnight.
Damn. They've caught onto the existence of our Super Secret Sub-Surface Swamp Sucker (Mk.I, Mod.0). This could severely set back our plans to destroy Russia by systematically sucking up all their fresh surface water. Who the hell screwed up this test?! Dammit, heads are gonna roll over this! And somebody go "disappear" that old woman before this gets out of the bag any further.
"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.
Damn. They've caught onto the existence of our Super Secret Sub-Surface Swamp Sucker (Mk.I, Mod.0). This could severely set back our plans to destroy Russia by systematically sucking up all their fresh surface water. Who the hell screwed up this test?! Dammit, heads are gonna roll over this! And somebody go "disappear" that old woman before this gets out of the bag any further.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:13
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Sorry I forgot to turn off the Super Secret Sub-Surface Swamp Sucker last night! I promise it will not happen again.
1) Put kids to bed.
2) Switch off lights.
3) Set alarm.
4) Turn off Super Secret Sub-Surface Swamp Sucker.
5) Brush teeth.
I mean, really! How hard is it? Damn jarheads. =oP
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