KILL IT WITH FIRE

The destroyers of the human race -- a.k.a. Boston Dynamics -- have produced another CreepyBot. This one can dig holes and plant trees. A skill which will undoubtedly come in handy for digging a mass grave to bury all the people it will slaughter. On the other mechanical manipulator, it can operate valves and switches, which qualifies it as a senior foreman in my industry, and I don't have to provide it with an overpriced health plan for its five snotty crotchfruits. So... maybe it isn't so bad after all. Until it beats my brains out with a pipe wrench, of course.