Apathy Curve: Stuck Like Chuck

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Thursday, March 05, 2020

Stuck Like Chuck

Chuck E. Cheese sued over hair stuck in ticket machine

Ashreana Scott is suing CEC Entertainment, also known as Chuck E. Cheese family fun center, for $1,000

A whole thousand? Wow. That'll learn 'em! Who's your lawyer, the Hamburgler?

A Chuck E. Cheese manager at the location wouldn’t comment on the suit, but said the ticket machines have signs warning people their hair could get caught.

Which sign exists for exactly the same reason that coffee cups at McDonald's are printed with "WARNING: HOT COFFEE IS HOT AND MAY BURN YOUR GIRL PARTS." Sorry, sweetie; somebody already beat you to the hair-stuck-in-ticket-machine lawsuit. No thousand dollars of crack money for you.

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