Apathy Curve: Oh vapors!

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Monday, February 24, 2020

Oh vapors!

Fresh entry for the Who Gives A Shit File...

Hundreds of musicians in military bands are forced to stop playing due to injuries caused by playing and marching at the same time.

Remarkably, in some American marching bands as many as one in five piccolo players reported injuries – the highest of any instrument.

Well, stop the fucking war! Piccolo players are getting repetitive strain injuries! Since you can no longer twitter your fingers, we'll have to find another job for you. Drop that piccolo and put on this 70 pound pack. Now pick up that rifle. Seven magazines. Four grenades. That mortar tube over there. Three of those mortar rounds, as well. Okay, all set? Now follow me on a 25 mile forced march while humping all that shit. No? Then shut the fuck up and keep blowing on your pipe, princess.

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