In The Closet

Home defense:

A great grandmother with a pistol fired shots at a man trying to break into her home – scaring him into a closet until police arrived, according to investigators.

Gwendolyn Agard, 79, was in her house in Jackson County when a man shattered the glass on a second-floor door in the back of the house and came inside, police say. Agard quickly grabbed her gun and called 911. She told Channel 2’s Berndt Petersen she yelled at the man and fired a few shots at him. She missed, but the alleged thief was so scared, he hid in an upstairs closet until police arrived.

"I've always said, don't ever let anybody come in and run you out your of your own house," Agard said. "And I said to him, 'You come down those steps and I'll blow your fucking brains out!'"

A word of warning to youngsters: Don't mess with old people. We don't give a fuck anymore. We'd as soon kill you as talk to you.