Religion of Peace

Heavily pregnant wife, 21, bought her wannabe terrorist husband a hunting knife and training dummy to prepare him for an attack as the couple argued over who was the biggest jihadist

Obviously the answer is to ban training dummies. Right, Britain? I mean, there couldn't be some other root cause like, oh... I don't know... Islam, perhaps?

Two years before they bought the knife, Taheer told Mirza that she was desperate to travel to Syria after reading a woman's account of life with ISIS, adding: 'OMG man. She made me want it so bad.'

Um... So she wants to be gang raped? Wow. That chick's crazier'n a wet cat. Hell, she's probably crazier than a few of my ex-girlfriends -- and believe me, that takes some doing.


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