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Some nasty feral in Cleveland threatened to shoot a barber for taking too long to cut the knappy hair on one of her baby-daddy spawns.

While the victim was cutting the son’s hair, the woman became upset with the length of time it was taking to cut his hair. She then pulled a gun from her purse and said, “I got two clips. I’ll pop you.”

Magazines. You have two magazines, you ignorant ghetto trash. And it's my considered opinion that we should provide all of you with as many loaded magazines as you want until the problem solves itself.