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Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Upstate Scam

What a crock of shit:

The person who wins an essay contest will be the proud new owner of a lakefront vacation home in Upstate New York.


When I read that, I thought to myself, "Self, you're pretty good at creative writing. You might consider taking a few moments to throw your hat into the ring." Then I read further...

The essay winner will have to best answer the question: “How would owning the lakefront dream home change your life?” in 200 words or less. There is also a $149 entry fee. According to AJC.com, the couple that owns the property have not been able to sell the cabin.


In other words, it's just a variation on the classic scam: place an ad in the back of a magazine that says "Send me five dollars and I'll tell you how to make a million dollars."

Dear Cabin Owners, here's my entry:

GO.

FUCK.

YOURSELF.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we do appreciate your entry, we are sorry to inform you that you did not include the entry fee, thus you are not eligible to win.

18:24  

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