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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Darwin loves...

...automobiles.

Environmental activist is hit and killed by a SUV while walking across America barefoot to raise awareness about climate change

He said that going barefoot made his feet hurt and it was more comfortable to walk on the white line grazing the edge of the road because it is the smoothest.

He also said he would not move for cars but would heed trucks because: 'They'll really mess you up.'

Baumer was a poet and would post poems along with 'foot selfies' of his swollen feet on Instagram. He wrote blog posts and poems on the website for his journey titled 'notgoingtomakeit.com.'


Uncle Chuck had this one in his sights from the day it was spawned. Good riddance; the gene pool just cleared a little.

P.S. - You'll be relieved to know that the vehicle was not seriously damaged.


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Blogger davis14633 said...

The irony in this story is as thick as a homemade shake. Roads are one of the biggest disturbances of the "environment". SUV's are thought to be the "worst" polluters. Special chemicals are used to make the lines and stripes on the roads highly visible and reflective. Who said Chuck doesn't have a sense of humor?

13:59  
Anonymous rc said...

Just doing his part. He won't be generating any more CO2.

22:27  

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