Friday!

If you have a Keurig single-serve coffee maker, (and if you don't, why the hell not?), stop at the grocery store on the way home and pick up a few of these hot mixed drink k-cups for the weekend. Nothing better than a hot toddy or hot buttered rum on a cool evening. This also gives you a good reason to buy that gigantic bottle of bottom-shelf rum or bourbon. Why? Well, because quality doesn't matter when you're hot-mixing anyway, and if you're going to buy cheap, you may as well get the bulk discount!

(Yes, I'm really good at self-deception. I've raised it to something of an art form.)