Apathy Curve: Use the Farce

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Use the Farce

Master Dweeb Marky-Mark cleanin' up the ghetto:

Wannabe Jedi Master Obi-Mark Kenobi is trying to use the force to clean up the streets of Clacton. Kenobi, who changed his name by deed poll in homage to the Star Wars character, appeared in court today after chasing and threatening people with a shovel.

The 44-year-old formerly known as Mark Pitt, of Station Road, Clacton, claims he is trying to keep the dark side of drugs and violence away from the innocent and vulnerable in the Tendring town. He claims he uses the Jedi mind trick of the threat of violence but would never, and has never, carried out his threats or hurt anybody.

Nice bedsheet there, Marky.

Consider suicide.

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