Star Dreck
Oh look! A new Star Trek television series! But before you get too excited, there are a few things you should know.
First, it's helmed by Alex Kurtzman. That's the assclown who wrote the stinking vomit which J.J. Abrams used to destroy the franchise in those horrible movies a few years ago.
That means that if you want to watch it, you have to give CBS six dollars a month in addition to whatever you are paying your service provider. Really, CBS? How 'bout a big ol' frothing mug of Fuck You.
R.I.P. Star Trek. Based upon the movie trailers I've seen to date, I've little doubt that Star Wars will soon follow it.
First, it's helmed by Alex Kurtzman. That's the assclown who wrote the stinking vomit which J.J. Abrams used to destroy the franchise in those horrible movies a few years ago.
"The show will premiere in January 2017 on CBS. Subsequent episodes of the series will be available in the U.S. exclusively on the CBS All Access digital subscription streaming service."
That means that if you want to watch it, you have to give CBS six dollars a month in addition to whatever you are paying your service provider. Really, CBS? How 'bout a big ol' frothing mug of Fuck You.
R.I.P. Star Trek. Based upon the movie trailers I've seen to date, I've little doubt that Star Wars will soon follow it.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:59
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The good thing is since the majority of the people who post here are reaching the curmudgeonly, cheapskate phase, we will refuse to pay all these websites money for poor dialog, gratuitous skin flashing, and Loooong actions sequences created for filler. This will open up our free time for keeping kids off our lawn, lamenting the recklessness of this new generation, and yelling at a little white ball because it didn't go where we wanted it to.
I'll have you know that little white ball went precisely where I wanted it to... when I picked it up and threw it into the lake. =P
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