Apathy Curve: A Very Tacky Xmas

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Friday, November 20, 2015

A Very Tacky Xmas

The perfect Christmas gift for that weirdo who has everything but taste: a lamp shade silk-screened with the sneering visage of Bill Shatner...

What, not tacky enough for you? How about a "mini-bust" of Ricardo Montalban sporting a cheap wig and fake pecs:

You can go here to shop pages and pages of the most tasteless tchotchkes you've ever seen. Why, you're only a few hundred bucks away from turning your house into an insipid emporium of tawdriness. But you don't have to limit your utter lack of taste to only Star Trek memorabilia! No, there's dozens of franchises on offer: Star Wars and comic book characters and Aliens...

1 Comments:

curmudgeon said...: Think I might arrange to have direct deposit moved to their bank.; 18:07