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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Mission Statement

Weird Al Yankovic's video making fun of the Buzzword Bureaucracy which dominates modern corporate America. You must have labored within the belly of the beast to see the true humor in this video. I have done so, and now I've had a bellyful of it; I will soon be leaving a 20-year career because of this sort of nonsense, departing for greener and less stratified pastures. I can tell you this beyond any doubt: corporatism is the last refuge of the mediocre.

2 Comments:

Blogger Banduar said...

There are basically two groups of people in corporate-world-land. Those who sit around in meetings that sound eerily similar to this song, and those who roll their eyes at those morons and actually get shit done. Unfortunately, the latter group is a very small minority.

15:59  
Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

Oh My God! Its like getting a concentrated injection of the last 4 months of Corporate "Town Hall" meetings I' sat through.

FUcking eeire

16:44  

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