Apathy Curve: Quotaless in Lincolnland

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Quotaless in Lincolnland

Illinois bans ticket quotas:

Illinois drivers may have less to fear at the end of the month under a new law that bans ticket quotas for police officers statewide.

Butbutbut there are no quotas on traffic tickets! Just ask any cop and and they'll explain to you with great gravitas and in an annoyingly patronizing tone how it's all a myth. The fact that they're camping behind that bush along that under-limited road with a radar gun for the last three days of the month is mere coincidence. It's all about PublicSafety™, you see. If you believe them, I want to talk with you about this lovely bridge I recently acquired...

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