Beer!
This is not good news:
Slackers! Pick up the pace. There'll be none of this whining about "I've had enough" or "I think I'm gonna puke." We're losing ground to Europe. Our national pride is at stake. DRINK MOAR BEER, dammit!
12 cases? 12 freakin' cases?! For a whole year? You bunch of pathetic, slimy, underachieving, limp-dick, civilian pukes! I drink that in a month!
Really? You figure that out all by your lonesome, cupcake?
It's Friday. Don't let me catch you going to bed sober, maggot.
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Beer consumption in the U.S. has fallen for the third straight year...
Slackers! Pick up the pace. There'll be none of this whining about "I've had enough" or "I think I'm gonna puke." We're losing ground to Europe. Our national pride is at stake. DRINK MOAR BEER, dammit!
Since 2008, beer consumption has fallen as much as 11% in some states. Americans still, however, consume a massive amount of the foamy beverage — an estimated 6.3 billion gallons in 2011. Nationwide, 28.3 gallons of beer a year were consumed for every American of legal age.
12 cases? 12 freakin' cases?! For a whole year? You bunch of pathetic, slimy, underachieving, limp-dick, civilian pukes! I drink that in a month!
[There] appears to be a strong relationship between the amount of beer purchased in a state and the prevalence of drinking
Really? You figure that out all by your lonesome, cupcake?
It's Friday. Don't let me catch you going to bed sober, maggot.
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posted by Jar(egg)head at 16:11
1 Comments:
Well, I've been "off the statistical grid" homebrewing ~80% of my consumed beer and judging by the mad house at the brew supply shop I'm not alone. I think Texas may be a bit higher than 8th place.
-JW
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