Apathy Curve: Purloining Pooch

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Purloining Pooch

Best thing since sliced bread:

Gillie the mischievous golden retriever has since Sunday been on a one-dog crime spree in Camden, south-west of Sydney.

Owner Michael Shaw explained that his eight-year-old pooch mysteriously turned up with an unopened loaf of bread on Sunday morning, dropping it on the front step and lying down proudly next to her freshly baked trophy. It didn’t stop there. Gillie has since returned with a total of 12 full loaves of sliced bread and two packets of muffins.

“She brings back things quite often, but normally it’s an old gumboot or something like that," said Shaw. "She has a bit of an insecurity problem so she always has things in her mouth."

I once dated a stripper who was like that.

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