Apathy Curve: Car Wars

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Car Wars

A man from Fort Myers Beach is accused of firing his rifle at another vehicle as he was being reported for reckless driving.

The victim told deputies he heard a pop and noticed his car was not handling properly. According to reports, he pulled over at a shopping plaza, where he saw a bullet hole in his fender and a flat tire.

Sez submitter: "This is a daily fantasy of mine. I’m glad somebody was stupid enough to live it."

Indeed. I have to channel Mr Spock every day for my 2+ hours in bumper-to-bumper traffic. That's just to avoid stroking out from the exposure to massive doses of stupid. There's a very good reason I do not carry a gun in my vehicle.

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Hat-tip to Jeff W.

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