We need to pool the troops together and Shanghai Rick Berman. The shows only hope for success is if that asshole is in chains somewhere deep in a Siberian mine.
I'd actually prefer to throw JJ Abrams in the Siberian mine. That movie was one of the most horrid pieces of celluloid excrescence it has ever been my misfortune to view. It had nothing to do with Star Trek, and I'm quite certain The Great Bird would have been appalled at how his dream had been perverted into a gratuitously violent, testosterone-fueled jerk-fest. I've seen better movies on MST3K.
Hey, I know! Let's throw Berman and Abrams into the mine together. No... wait. Can't do that; a black (ass)hole of idiocy would form due to the critical mass DEEEERP! and suck the planet in. The last thing we'd see would be Russian women. Bad plan.
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We need to pool the troops together and Shanghai Rick Berman. The shows only hope for success is if that asshole is in chains somewhere deep in a Siberian mine.
-JW
Rick was kicked to the curb a few years back. It now up to Paramount to make the call.
Can we still throw him in a Siberian Mine? Its no worse of a punishment than forcing us to watch recycled "Out-of-Phase" episodes.
-JW
I'd actually prefer to throw JJ Abrams in the Siberian mine. That movie was one of the most horrid pieces of celluloid excrescence it has ever been my misfortune to view. It had nothing to do with Star Trek, and I'm quite certain The Great Bird would have been appalled at how his dream had been perverted into a gratuitously violent, testosterone-fueled jerk-fest. I've seen better movies on MST3K.
Hey, I know! Let's throw Berman and Abrams into the mine together. No... wait. Can't do that; a black (ass)hole of idiocy would form due to the critical mass DEEEERP! and suck the planet in. The last thing we'd see would be Russian women. Bad plan.
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