Here, hold this bag....

Some TD Ameritrade clients locked out of accounts

So, let me get this straight, the market is taking a huge tumble today and the online day traders cant get out of the market because their accounts are locked out. So what happened we ask...

A spokeswoman said the company was unsure of the scope of the problem, which started recently, and was working to solve it. Locked-out clients needed to turn to telephone trading, she said.

Nope nothing fishy here, move along sir!
On a more serious note, it sometimes seems to me that the stock market is almost like the comic book or trading card market. Everyone sits around thinking they have something of value, but the only ones making money are the vendors who control the market. Again my money is invested in Pitchfork and Torches inc. (LLC.) a whole subsidiary of Angrymobco.