Party of Diversity

Forwarded to me by The Boss:

My dog sleeps about 15 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head. Holy shit, my dog is a Democrat!

And we have two of them... I must ask our accountant if providing for two welfare recipients gains us an extra tax deduction. I can dye them black.

(OOooh! Racial commentary! Yeah. Just fuckin' deal, okay? That particular elephant is blocking the television again.)

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Hat-tip to Mrs Jar(egg)head