Apathy Curve: Grand Theft Retard

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Grand Theft Retard

Vidiot:

Sheriff's deputies in central Florida found a suspected car thief playing the "Grand Theft Auto" video game, and they later charged him with just that.

Polk County deputies investigating the theft of a 1998 Dodge Durango arrested 30-year-old Michael Ray Ekes on Thursday. They found the SUV outside a Haines City home. Ekes was inside in the house, playing the popular video game.

Ekes was charged with grand theft auto, burglary and drug possession. At the time of his arrest, he was out of jail on bond for another grand theft auto charge.

I'm guessing they left the anal rape out of the video game. Surprise, Mikey-boy!

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