Wi Kan Park

A lot of their own:

A shopping centre in China has opened a car park that offers women drivers bigger-than-normal parking spaces to accommodate what it sees as their special needs.

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Well, my sarcastic commentary module seems to be malfunctioning... Hold on a sec...

Ah! Here's the problem! My wife's foot has become lodged in it -- via my ass. In the interest of my continued good health, further commentary on this article is hereby suspended indefinitely. Sorry. (You, however, may proceed at your own risk.)