Apathy Curve: Criminal Mastermind

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Friday, December 04, 2009

Criminal Mastermind

Ernst Blofeld he's not:

Police say a 20-year-old woman was robbed of her purse Oct. 7 in the city's Olney neighborhood. The purse had her cell phone inside.

The woman had programmed her phone so that it would automatically send photos taken on it to her home computer. Shortly after the robbery, she received a photo of a young man holding a large handgun to his head.

She told police it was the same man who robbed her.

Brilliant. There's a cell in the Retard Unit of StupidPrison™ waiting for him. Oh, and nice BB gun. That photo is sure to buy him some phat street cred.

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