Quack!
Gotta get me a scam:
I have this hypothesis about frogs and bugs...
The assumption has always been that rainy weather is good for ducks. Now a three-year study funded to the tune of £300,000 by the taxpayer has proved it.
Two scientists from the University of Oxford gave a lucky group of farm ducks access to a pond, a water trough and a shower. They discovered that the ducks spent an awful lot of time under the shower, sometimes just standing there, others drinking from it.
I have this hypothesis about frogs and bugs...
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I'm requesting a grant to see if trees grow better in the sun than in the shade. Figure I need about 1000 acres and oh 500k a year for 10 years to complete the study. I am saying it is important for the environment and calling it a "green" job. I expect my money within the week.
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