Pointless

Jolly Old England does it again:

The first "anti-stab" knife is set to hit store shelves in the U.K., designed to work as normal in the kitchen but ineffective as a weapon.

"It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound," [the inventor] said. "Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone."

Yeah, because it's impossible to inflict a fatal wound with the edge of a blade.

It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.

How bout we seal doctors' mouths shut? With an arc welder. That works better for me.