The Green Torch
Burn, burn, burn!
Well, it's obvious, isn't it? I mean, they're Ford Escorts. And they're green! For God's sake, people... do I have to SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!?!
An arsonist is apparently on the prowl for green Ford Escorts from the 1990s. Three of them have been burned in recent weeks, a series that Medford police Sgt. Mike Budreau described as "pretty bizarre." A 1995 green Ford Escort was destroyed by flames early Sunday morning after someone broke a window and poured flammable liquid into it. A similar fire was set in a 1993 green Ford Escort parked in a driveway on Feb. 22.
Investigators have also uncovered a Feb. 2 case of a 1992 green Ford Escort damaged by a plastic container filled with flammable liquid placed next to a tire that burned without setting the car afire.
Budreau told the Mail Tribune newspaper in Medford, "I think this person really doesn't like Ford Escorts."
Well, it's obvious, isn't it? I mean, they're Ford Escorts. And they're green! For God's sake, people... do I have to SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!?!
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:21
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