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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Hosed

Cleaning spam from the gmail account this morning, I came across this little gem:

Your enlarged package will satisfy her to no end. Unlease that watering hose inside your pants.

I'm not sure which is more disturbing: that I have a watering hose in my pants, or the fact that it's apparently leased out to someone.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:15

2 Comments:

Blogger davis14633 said...

It's not leased out. It's sitting on your wife's desk, right next to the rest of your enlarged package.

14:19  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Um... dear? There's a watering hose on your desk. Sorry; not my doing. If you don't mind, could you bring that home? We need one for the side spigot.

14:23  

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