I Swear It's True!

I've known this for years. Smart managers understand it intuitively:

Swearing in the office relieves stress and is good for workers and bosses, according to a new study.

Foul language creates a good team spirit, allows staff to vent frustrations and cements relationships, researchers discovered.

The research found a ban on swearing would be bad for motivation and morale in most firms.

Every couple of years some over-sensitive, under-worked, quasi-intelligent VP will send out a memo about "foul language will not be tolerated yadda blather whatever..." To which my reply is always: "This is the construction industry. If they don't want to be cussed at, they can quit." As for the "sensitive ears of women," which is the usual reason given, most of the females in this office can turn my ears red -- and I was professionally trained to swear by the best in the world.

Sticks and stones...

So swear more, you goddamned buncha cocksuckin' bastards.