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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

How Do They Know?

Headline:

Army tests invisible tank

"Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present to you our new Mk.69 Invisible Assault Vehicle!"

"Uh.. where is it?"

"Right there!"

"Where?!"

"There! And don't touch it; you might break something."

posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:19

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose the enemy is supposed to ignore the heat signature and the big cloud of dust?

09:12  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

No, no! That's not an invisible tank! It's... uh... it's a herd of very small bandersnatchi.

09:22  
Blogger davis14633 said...

I also heard they are testing the worlds funniest joke in an attempt to render the enemy defensless.

08:25  
Blogger Keith said...

And I think Rosie O'Donnell should deliver it directly from the front line. She is a comedian...right?

14:40  

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