Commando Crawl

Uphill in the snow (both ways) is for slackers:

A bridge is to be built in a Chinese village where children are forced to cross a raging torrent on a steel cable to get to school.

The villagers say that usually four-year-old children are taken by their parents, and begin to go by themselves from the age of five.

A Pu, five, who was stuck in the middle of the cable for nearly 20 minutes once, said: "I used to dream of having a bridge, but then I learned that my dream was too expensive."

If we have to fight China, we are so gonna get our asses kicked.