Poor Target Selection

Keystone terrorists:

A tip helped authorities arrest six men in New Jersey Monday night in connection to an apparent terror cell...

Investigators said the men planned to use AK-47s to storm Fort Dix and open fire on soldiers and civilians stationed at the New Jersey base, noting that other military locations were scouted by the terrorist cell.

Before deciding to target Fort Dix, investigators said the group discussed targeting numerous other sites like Dover Air Base in Delaware, Fort Monmouth and several coast guard stations, according to WNBC.

Fort Dix...is home to active units, some of which focus on counter-terrorism.

If a World's Dumbest Terrorist Award doesn't yet exist, we certainly need to create one for these assclowns. Make a present of them to the Marine Corps Scout Sniper School at Quantico; moving targets are a special treat on the rifle range.