Champagne Room

Rooftop romp:

A video of two lovers caught in the act on top of a London building has spread like wildfire on the internet.

A producer at MJZ said she was shocked to look out from her 2nd floor window and spot the pair engaged in their sunshine romp.

She said: "I was working away and looked up and saw this bloke and a girl in the doggie position going at it on top of a building across the road.

"It was brilliant afternoon entertainment but I bet they are regretting it now. They are the laughing stock of London."

A couple of co-workers having an office affair? Hardly:

It is believed the pair were on top of the Windmill Theatre building in Great Windmill Street but their identities are unknown.

The Windmill International, an upmarket table top dancing club in Great Windmill Street, denied their staff were involved.

Oh, of course not... There's no prostitution in titty clubs. And pro wrestling is all real, too.

(No, I'm not going to post the video; this isn't a pr0n site. Go find it yourselves, ya buncha shameless pervs.)