Apathy Curve: Moon Unit

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Moon Unit

NASA has revealed a prototype inflatable moon base:

NASA plans to build a moon base that will serve as a visitor center, laboratory and stepping stone to Mars.

Visitor center? Oh, that would be a fun vacation... Enduring five gees while being boosted into orbit, followed by free-fall sickness and three days on a transport to the Moon, all culminating in a grand tour of an inflatable tent located on a giant dustball.

"And out of the left porthole, we see motionless gray dust. If you'll follow me five feet over here, you'll see yet more gra--" ***PSSSSSSS*** "Uh... tour's over! Everybody back in the spaceship!"

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