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Monday, January 08, 2007

Corpulent Canines

You'd think there would be depths that even pharmaceutical companies won't plumb, but that doesn't appear to be the case. Pfizer has rocketed through the bottom of the barrel and into a dank, stinky cave--by marketing a diet pill for dogs.

Here's some alternative medicine: 1) Cut Fatty Fido's food intake in half; 2) Wait six weeks; 3) Voila! Skinny dog.

That'll be sixty bucks. Sorry, I don't accept any major medical plans. Cash only, please.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:55

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To paraphrase, "Veternarian, heal your own."

Oh wait, I know, he isn't corpulent, his legs are short ; -)

signed,

Too Chicken to use my tag

15:22  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

As soon as I see Wilson standing in front of a mirror and fretting about being too fat, I'll put him on a diet.

Besides, he's a basset hound. You ever seen a skinny basset hound? Disgusting.

(P.S.- You're forgetting this website is tracked and monitored... Shark). =oP

15:37  

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