Apathy Curve: Hamster Ball Assault

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Hamster Ball Assault

When [police] arrived they found a shaken Kaleb Johnson, 20, in the hallway of the apartment building still talking on a phone to dispatchers.

He told officers he was sleeping when his roommate attacked him. He said he tried to run but the roommate grabbed a hamster ball and hit him in the head with it. The roommate then took a curtain rod and hit him with it, then bit Johnson on the arm, leaving teeth marks.

Must be the dreaded Hamster Flu.

Oh, sure; you mock me now. When you start biting people for absolutely no reason and peeing on giant mounds of wood shavings, well... it won't be so funny anymore, will it?

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