Apathy Curve: Not So Wily

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Not So Wily

Would you like a negligent injury lawsuit with that Happy Meal?

A New York woman is receiving rabies shots after being bitten by a coyote at a rest stop along Interstate 95. The animal had been hanging around the McDonald's restaurant at the rest stop and was being fed by employees, authorities said.

I believe that effectively removes all doubt that people who work at McDonald's are scraping algae off the bottom of the gene pool.

Coyotes are useful only as moving targets. To the best of my knowledge, they are considered a nuisance animal in all states of the Union and may be shot as an open-season varmint at will. Anyone who deliberately feeds coyotes should be fed to them.

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