A Bear Cupboard
Heeey, Boo-Boo! It's a pic-a-nic basket!
BBQ chicken and jalapeno pizza? I don't think I've ever been hungry enough to ingest something that revolting--and I once ate bamboo bats during a jungle survival course.
Naturally. That's the advantage of being a bear. Kinda like the 800-pound gorilla, except that bears will actually eat people. Which would probably be tastier than a BBQ chicken and jalapeno pizza. Definitely cause less heartburn. Unless he had the bad fortune to eat a Democrat, of course.
A bear cub drew a crowd of spectators at a Lake Tahoe neighborhood as it munched on barbecue-chicken-and-jalapeno pizza in the back seat of a vintage red Buick convertible.
It also apparently washed it down with a swig of a Jack Daniel's mixer, an Absolut vodka and tonic, and a beer taken from a cooler
BBQ chicken and jalapeno pizza? I don't think I've ever been hungry enough to ingest something that revolting--and I once ate bamboo bats during a jungle survival course.
"People were screaming at him, the horn was going off, but he was completely unaware. He did what he wanted to do and the people didn't matter."
Naturally. That's the advantage of being a bear. Kinda like the 800-pound gorilla, except that bears will actually eat people. Which would probably be tastier than a BBQ chicken and jalapeno pizza. Definitely cause less heartburn. Unless he had the bad fortune to eat a Democrat, of course.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:44
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