Second what?
While I was initially angered by the idea of the San Francisco city government banning handguns, after further thought, I've decided it's a great idea. Once the word gets out, criminals nationwide will leave their current cities of residence and flock to Fruitloop Central in droves, secure in the knowledge they can rob, rape and murder in complete safety and on some of the highest-valued property in the world. Essentially, the city government of 'Frisco (I love calling it that, because the residents despise it) has decided to sign the entire city up for VHEMT.
This behavior should, if anything, be encouraged. In fact, I've very generously decided to take up a collection, so we can buy the good citizens of Berkeley some new clothes.
This behavior should, if anything, be encouraged. In fact, I've very generously decided to take up a collection, so we can buy the good citizens of Berkeley some new clothes.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:48
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Ok, c'mon, admit it. Ever since 'Escape from New York' you've been dreaming of a setup like this. *grins* Hmmm...wonder what is the best way to seal off 'Frisco.
"Hmmm...wonder what is the best way to seal off 'Frisco."
Already done; the San Andreas fault. Bonus: it's like a giant length of detcord.
I can see it now. It'll be war between the beggars and the thieves. The beggars won't want the thieves to take from the people who give them money all the time. As long as the beggars guild and the thieves guild don't start hireing the assasins guild. That could get real messy.
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